I finally finished the book shelf! What an accomplishment!
Here was the original: And here was mine:

It turned out pretty cute!
So why do I call this cute little book sling the “Evil Book Shelf?”
Here is the story:
One day, I decided I would try to make a little book shelf for my son’s room. I looked up the tutorial online and thought, “This seems simple enough. I should have no trouble with this.”
Famous last words.
First I went to Menards to pick up a double curtain rod bracket and some dowel rods. The first mistake: Bringing my children.
I never knew dowel rods were so hard to find. By the time I found them, we were all exhausted. Then I found the brackets but they were $7 a piece. I was not about to spend over $14 on a book shelf I had to make myself! “Surely I can find them cheaper elsewhere.” At this moment I felt like this:

I was still confident and had all my mental faculties intact.
I waited until the kids went to bed and decided to run to Meijer to look for the brackets. They had none. Now I felt like this:

I was slightly annoyed, mostly because it was 11 at night and I was out looking for brackets that didn’t exist.
I waited a day and went to Home Depot, once again bringing the kids. Home Depot of course has car shaped carts which meant I had to keep the cart moving at ALL times so the kids could pretend to steer it. It was exhausting to say the least. And they didn’t have what I was looking for. Now I felt like this:

Jeremiah: Mom, why aren’t we moving?
Me: Shhh. Mommy’s sleeping.
Jeremiah: That’s silly mom, lets go.
Me: Shhhhh.
-While taking a nap in the van in the Home Depot parking lot.
After my much needed nap, we headed over to Lowes where thankfully there were no car shaped carts. Praise God!
And I found something I thought would work! Now I felt like this:

I brought it home, full of excitement! Carl looked at it and said, “That’s not going to work.”
Now I felt like this:

I got back in the car and went to Walmart. Walmart ALWAYS makes me feel like this:

This time was no different. AND they didn’t have any brackets.
I decided to go back to Menards to see if they had ANYTHING that would work.
I found exactly what I needed for $3.50 each. Now I felt like this:

I blame the children! They distracted me! So its their fault that I went all over town to find something that was in the first place I looked. It has nothing to do with me just being dumb and not looking one row down…
Once it came to actually making the shelf, it was pretty easy! Here are my tips though if you want to try it:
1. Just go to Menards. They have what you are looking for. Believe me.
2. Actually measure your fabric and make sure it is even. I just guessed so when I folded it up to make the sling… Lets just say I had some “trimming” to do.
3. Never ever never ever never bring your kids with you while you are looking for supplies.
4. Do let your one year old and four year old help you hang it. They are surprisingly helpful. Or maybe I had just completely lost my mind by then. Who knows.


Come on back to see what shenanigans I get into while making a stick wreath! Should be exciting!